Thursday, April 28, 2011

Gabe to Randy, II

Dad,

                Nikki’s been on tour and with his radio show, Sixx Sense a lot. If you listen, mom’s been on there a couple of times and it’s funny as hell! Ana said that her and Shy might move to Canada… They said that they’re like mom: They can’t stay in one place for too long.

                The current storylines… Well… I hate the fact that Truth went heal. I lost a bet on him and that pissed me off. Yeah. Mia was tellin’ me about how she was so pissed that she just threw her shit into her duffle bag, walked right passed Shawn and left. Hasn’t spoken to him since.

                Ari’s amazing, dad; she’s funny, smart, caring, and she knows how to have a good time and just chill. You should really meet you. In one way, she’s like mom: Doesn’t matter if you’re famous or not, you’re still a person. To her, age is just a number. (Even though we’re the same age…)

                I was actually just talking to mom about him earlier today when she called. Mark said that he’ll talk to Vince about it, having Taker be in his place so it’ll be like he never “Truly” left. Y’know?

                Ember’s only a 13 months old… And to tell you the truth, I still think Tommy Lee is a good drummer. Didn’t you know? AJ is his son. Not many people know that. So, mums the word. As for Emmy, yeah. I’d like to see who her crush is on. Oh man… Wouldn’t that be funny if Emmy ended up being a dyke?!

                “Envy”… What a word, dad. The smog doesn’t bother me, considering I started smoking. Which is hell on the lungs for football practice… Ehh… Oh well. As for making me your clone. Well… I did look like you when I was kid and it got into your head. You and me, old man. We’re having a wrestling match when I get back! I’ll whoop your ass! Then we’ll have a football game and I’ll STILL own you!

                Oh my God! Shit… Well… That’s… New… A little disappointing, but it is what it is. Here I was thinking my sister was a dyke. Dammit. Well, I still have… 5 more sisters to hope that on. And Mark’s protective of all his children, who the hell you kidding?!

                And you and mom are always welcome to my place whenever you’re in town. Mom said she has to come to LA to record and do Sixx Sense with Nikki. So, it’ll be nice to see ya’ll. As for the summer heat, it’s funny to watch all the people bitch and moan about how hot it is. It’s currently in the 70’s. Which is nice.

                My job is going great. Football is still amazing. I’m the quarterback for my team and an NFL recruiter was here and he checked me out! Score! If I can keep improving on my quarterbackness, I’ll be in the NFL for sure!!!



Love,

Gabe.

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