Randy!

My darling Apex Predator,

God. how I have such a kink for your voice. how can I not? it's all deep and sexy. Just like you! You know I don't love you solely on your looks. I love you because you keep me centered. You keep me happy.

At first... I hated you. I didn't want anything to do with you. Probably because I was going off of your persona that I saw on TV. But once I saw you interact outside the WWE a little at a time, I started to like you--Eventually love you. You fathered my first child when I was just 19 years old.

I don't hate you anymore... Obviously. Haha. I don't really have much to say tonight...

But I love you!

~Sam