Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Blackheart

You're still in the dog house, buddy. No sex. I let you see our children briefly this morning when they all cried. At. The. Same. Time.

Hell, I'm just happy with ONE! But SIX?! WE ARE NEVER HAVING SEX AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Either that, or you permenetely get a condom on your dick.

They're names are (In birth order):

Trevor James (Boy)
Avril May (Girl)
Scout Marie (Girl)
Atticus Williams(Boy)
Tommie Rose (Girl)
Gavin Alexander (Boy)

These are our children.

- Adam

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